Zelda Sword Letter Opener

The Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener: it seals the darkness and opens your mail. Draw it forth from its pedestal to wield its power, hero. With its holy power awakened in the presence of evil, we have to assume that it’s going to glow blue when it senses a lot of junk mail or political flyers, but we haven’t tested that bit yet.

Product Specifications

• Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener
• Officially-licensed Legend of Zelda merchandise
• Seals the darkness and opens your mail
• Perfect for fans of LoZ who still get snail mail (which is all of us, right?)
• You could probably also use it on cat grass, but no rupees guaranteed
• Materials: Metal letter opener with resin pedestal
• Includes letter opener and display stand

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